50 Funny Fish jokes To Impress Your Fish Loving Friends

  1. Why are fish so good at poker? Because they’re excellent at keeping a straight face!
  2. What do you call a fish who wears a wig? A toupee-co!
  3. Why did the fish go to school for cooking? It wanted to improve its seafood skills!
  4. What did the fish say to the detective? Something smells fishy around here!
  5. How do fish end a performance? They give a fintastic finale!
  6. Why did the fish start a band? Because it had scales and could play bass!
  7. What’s a fish’s favorite instrument? The harp-seichord!
  8. What do you call a fish with a sense of humor? A clownfish!
  9. Why are fish so good at basketball? Because they always go for the net!
  10. What did the fish say to the crab who stole its wallet? You’re shellfish!
  11. How do fish communicate underwater? They drop each other a line!
  12. Why did the fish become a comedian? Because it had a great sense of humor!
  13. What’s a fish’s favorite part of a joke? The punch-line!
  14. How do you organize a fantastic fish party? You let them scale the dance floor!
  15. What do you call a fish that plays the piano? A pianisturgeon!
  16. Why did the fish start a book club? Because it wanted to dive into some good reads!
  17. What did the fish say to the aquarium glass? You’re fintastic, but I’m in a tank!
  18. Why did the fish become a scientist? It wanted to solve the mysteries of the deep!
  19. What’s a fish’s favorite game show? Jeopardy, because it’s all about the fin-als!
  20. How do fish express excitement? They say, “Oh my cod!”
  21. What do you call a fish with no tail and no eyes? A fish without a view!
  22. Why did the fish become a DJ? Because it could drop the bass!
  23. What’s a fish’s favorite genre of music? Anything with scales!
  24. Why did the fish start a fashion line? It wanted to be fintastically stylish!
  25. What did the fish say to the ocean waves? Quit waving, I’m trying to swim here!
  26. Why do fish never play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when you’re all scales!
  27. What’s a fish’s favorite mode of transportation? A car-p!
  28. Why did the fish become a detective? It wanted to solve underwater mysteries!
  29. What did the fish say to the seaweed? You’re always kelping me company!
  30. Why did the fish bring a towel to the aquarium? It wanted to dry off after a good swim!
  31. What do you call a fish with a college degree? A grad-sea-ate!
  32. Why did the fish refuse to share its dessert? Because it was a little shellfish!
  33. What’s a fish’s favorite social media platform? Snap-gill!
  34. Why did the fish go to the party alone? It didn’t want to get caught up in a net of drama!
  35. What do you call a fish who practices medicine? A sturgeon!
  36. Why did the fish go to therapy? It had too many scales issues!
  37. What’s a fish’s favorite mode of communication? Gill-ty pleasure!
  38. Why did the fish go on a diet? It wanted to stay in good scale!
  39. What did the fish say to the ocean breeze? You’re blowing me away!
  40. Why did the fish bring a ladder to the aquarium? It wanted to see the top of the tank!
  41. What’s a fish’s favorite sport? Squash!
  42. Why did the fish go to the comedy club? It wanted to hear some good fish tales!
  43. What did the fish say to the squid at the party? Nice ink-roduction!
  44. Why did the fish start a podcast? It had a lot of great fish stories to share!
  45. What’s a fish’s favorite type of candy? Swedish fish!
  46. Why did the fish go to space? It wanted to explore new depths!
  47. What do you call a fish with a tie? Sofishticated!
  48. Why did the fish blush during the interview? Because it got caught in a net of compliments!
  49. What’s a fish’s favorite type of party? A splash bash!
  50. Why did the fish become a comedian? Because it knew how to tackle-fin humor!

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